Top 23 reasons to date a (male) paintball player:

1. We aren’t afraid to get down and dirty
2. We know how to listen to directions
3. We have at least a 10 inch barrel
4. We always know when to get the barrel socks ON
5. We can fire off hundreds of rounds without getting tired
6. We always wear protection
7. We love to be aggressive, head first into anything
8. We like to push hard, but not TOO hard
9. We never forget to lube
10. If we run out of gas, it takes less than 5 seconds to get us going again!
11. We know how to work any position front, back, and all in between
12. We have a quick finger action
13. We can move & contort our bodies into weird positions
14. We make sure our balls are in perfect condition
15. We can use any holes
16. We're used to 2 on 1 and 3 on 1 situations (bunkers)
17. We always have to have the best cocker on the field
18. Standing, kneeling, laying down... really it doesn’t matter
19. We have great aim
20. We don't mind a little pain
21. We will play any chance we get
22. When we play we look good doing it!
23. We know how to walk away when we are eliminated